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Let’s Write

In emo files, Manchester United, Music, shitty advice on April 5, 2011 at 5:31 am

I am finally here. Dinner in 13 minutes(yeah I’m that precise :P ) and then a engineering meeting in an hour(where i stare aimlessly into mid air). I’m tired I guess. I found this to be the only way to let go. I’m kinda inspired by a “nut” who finds it relieving to write daily posts. I already feel good. Premature?

So what’s been happening? Many things. Like someone reminded me recently,too many things have happened without me even realizing. Details are too boring. It seems awkward to write on the blog right now. I have ignored it for far too long. It seems weird to read my old posts. I guess I’m a different person when I write. Or maybe I pretend to be. Emo shit. Blah.

Oh yeah we won. World Cup obviously. It was one of those situations when you know you’re happy but can’t fucking feel it. I waited so long for the moment and when it finally arrived,it was so…lame? Apart from a bunch of crazy friends jumping around me, no one else seemed to bother. My nation. My people. All seemed well..non-existent. Facebook seemed to be my only solace. And that in itself is so depressing.

Exams arrive soon. Starting with CS tomorrow. I don’t think I hate it. Not yet. I guess I can’t be bothered too.

United seem on the brink of another victory. Sorta meaningless in front of India’s WC win.

Purdue got crushed by VCU. Sad end.

Wrote a bunch of crappy poems/notes on Facebook. Feel extremely stupid about them now.

I am extremely happy about Sachin though. Our leader,  our true king.

Guess it’s time to go. Feels good.

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The Green Hornet: Epic fail

In Manchester United, Movie Reviews, Reviews, shitty advice on January 24, 2011 at 4:29 am

This review serves also as an apology to the 5 individuals I dragged to this movie citing words such as “Superhero”, “Action” and “Cameron Diaz” as possible baits. The day which was full of sporting victories(Manchester United destroying Birmingham City and Purdue rolling over Michigan State) ended on a foul note with one of the most disastrous productions of all times. Though I still hate RED more..

Anyways, like most movies that tend to disappoint, the plot was cliqued. Here we go- “Rich son-Father dies-Change of heart-Faithful and ridiculously talented side-kick- hot intelligent chick- weird narcissistic villain- epic final battle- awkward jokes- awesome gadgets- happy ending- kiss my ass(optional)”

No, I did not expect something like the Dark Knight. Never. There won’t be another Dark Knight. However, you do expect people trying to make their movies more interesting. So now let’s take a look at specifics:

Seth Rogen as Green Hornet had to be the stupidest decision ever. You start realizing that soon  when you see him “dancing” or attempting something similar during the party scene right in the beginning. The fact is confirmed when he does his whole “OMFG Awesome” histrionics on seeing how his dad’s car had been converted into a deadly weapon.(Not close to the Bat mobile though. Not even close.) Jay Chou does the job of the Martial Art expert cum pervert cum Engineering genius decently. I would like to point out that the parts when he says that time slows down and he observes everything at a slower pace with better understanding reminded me a lot of what Shawn does on Psych. Cameron Diaz wraps up anyone worth mentioning(actually even she is kinda out of place but..er..) as she plays the role of Rogen’s new temp. Frankly, she looks more like his elder sister.

You may survive the movie due to the antics of Christopher Waltz(whose role as the Psychotic Nazi general in Inglorious Basterds is embedded in my head forever). Waltz acts as Russian Mobster Chudnofsky who is facing some sort of a mid-life crisis where he seems to think no one thinks he is scary enough. Yes, that is the best the writers could come up with.

In short, a must DO NOT WATCH! :P

Boiler Up!

 

Why Wayne?

In emo files, Manchester United on October 20, 2010 at 10:42 pm

I rarely write posts on soccer on this blog. The simple reason being that if I start, this space would turn into just another soccer news update website and that’s not how I want it to be. So if I ever post stuff,it is something that actually effects me a lot. And yesterday had such an event.

We all have those days dont we? When just nothing goes right and pandemonium reigns supreme. I consider myself to be among those who(if any exist that is) walk around with the  ”expecting the worst” kind of attitude. It does sound extremely pessimistic now that I think about it but I just feel it’s smart to be prepared for the worst. That doesn’t mean I enjoy it a bit.

So yesterday was such a day.  Getting up at 7:30 AM in 10 degree Celsius is bad itself. What makes it worse is a grumpy professor telling you off in front of the whole class. Really bad beginning. To follow that up I had a Math exam in  a few hours for which,going by tradition.I hadn’t prepared! :D Add to that a thoroughly undeserved English grade plus an unbelievably boring Physics lecture-you have a normal bad day.(Try thinking about it)

But the part of the day which actually worsened everything was the news of Wayne Rooney demanding a transfer. If you don’t know who that is,stop reading and jump into a well. Seriously. Anyways,most people know about me being a huge Manchester United fan. That’s like one among the first thing I talk to new friends I make(I know it sounds weird but you probably do something weirder :P ). Rooney has been our linch pin for like the last 2 years ever since Ronaldo BETRAYED us and flew off to Madrid. So apparently, Rooney is disgusted at the English media constantly poking at his private life and he seeks refuge abroad. I mean common!! Does he think they don’t have intrusive journalists in Spain? I mean does he expect every single media person to turn a blind eye to his promiscuous life style?

Problems started since that fateful Champions League Quarterfinal against Bayern Munich. He got injured after scoring a goal and we went on losing a match we should have won. Add to that a pathetic display at the World Cup and revelations about his private life and you have him deciding to leave the club which made him what he is. With all due respect,he had talent when we got him from Everton. It was Sir Alex who helped him mature into the player he is. I remember Rooney talking about wanting to stay here for life. But I guess that isn’t important anymore. For me it’s betrayal. From my favorite player itself. My loyalty though won’t change!

RED DEVIL FOR LIFE

I hope he realizes that this decision could be disastrous for both him and the club. Look at how Beckham career graph slumped after the so called initial high at Madrid.

I guess that enough ranting for  a day.

Laus Deo

This is SAF talking about Rooney’s stupid decision

 

 

Mea Culpa

In Announcements, Manchester United, Music, shitty advice on April 11, 2010 at 10:56 am

Well, this post should have been written a few days ago but as usual, the lazy part of me overtook  any remnants of common sense left inside of me.  The Boards officially ended on April 7. And man was it an ending! I literally crushed the last paper (read-will pass comfortably). The paper being ED and their being only 1 Set (cheating, obviously) helped matters considerably. However, this must not overshadow my 2 hours of hard-work before the exam (I had fucking 15 days for this one you know). Anyways this one did not bomb like its predecessors and I stepped out unscathed.

A small note about the Boards. They were a disaster. Period. No more queries. (Wish my relatives were reading this)

Have watched a couple of movies after the Boards.(Even before and during but they don’t count, do they?) Chief among them being a complete rerun of the LOTR series. My personal favorite however is Good Will Hunting. An old movie which I finally got to see completely.  A comprehensive review might come soon.

These days have been extremely emotional personally. You must have heard what happened at Old Trafford. How a bunch of German Bastards ripped off Manchester United’s valiant attempts at a Champions League Semi-Final spot. Someone kill Robben and Ribery for me.  Wayne Rooney coming of injury for the match shows you patriotism. That, my friends, is a Red Devil.

I’m thinking about adding Music as one of the categories. I’m sort of an addict so why not preach?!!

A few great videos I picked up while sailing through the Net.

This is Lost performed by  Coldplay  ft. Jay-Z. The song and lyrics are pretty awesome. But the best part is the performance. Chris Martin seems in a trance while doing it and it was simply amazing.

This great video showing Manchester United’s greatest comeback ever. The soundtrack is particularly beautiful. FYI, it’s   Hans Zimmer-Now We Are Free.

Till the Abiss.(Eh?)

Chi Chi (All Japs ignore-Courtesy Rhead)

Confessions Of A Cabin Crew – United Players So Polite

In Manchester United on November 4, 2009 at 11:16 am

Got this from the net…

 

Apparently our players have great manners… according to a cabin crew’s revealing stories in The Times today.

 

We often get football teams flying to European games, and it’s always interesting to see how they behave. Without doubt the rudest was Spurs. They were going to Prague a couple of years ago, and they were all very impolite. None of them said thank you for anything. One player in particular, a striker, sat with his headphones on and refused to take them off, and none of them would lift their window blinds for takeoff and landing.

By contrast, Manchester United were incredibly polite. Sir Alex Ferguson was all ‘yes please, no thank you’, and all the team were exactly the same. They were all linked up together playing Fifa football on their Game Boys or PlayStations or whatever they were. They were like a bunch of little schoolboys. The only one who wasn’t playing was Cristiano Ronaldo, who just rolled his eyes at me whenever I walked down the plane, as if to say, ‘Look what I have to put up with, with these kids.’

Manchester United-The Best And the Worst of Times

In Announcements, Manchester United on October 27, 2009 at 9:01 pm

Got this from Knol..

5  BEST OF TIMES

 

Wednesday 26 May 1999

The greatest night of all was surely the most dramatic. The 1998-99 season brought great success. On the last day of the Premiership season, United beat Tottenham 2-1 to become champions. The following weekend, they beat Newcastle 2-0 in the FA Cup Final to secure their third double in six years. Just four days later, United met Bayern Munich in the UEFA Champions League final in Barcelona. It wasn’t a very memorable game – until the end! United went behind early on and could easily have fallen further behind as they pushed for an equaliser. As the game went into stoppage time, the German supporters began to celebrate. Then, in the ninety-first minute, Sherringham equalised. Both teams began to plan for extra time. In the ninety-third minute, Beckham took a corner from the left, Sherringham headed on and Solskjaer scored. Seconds later, it was all over. United were European champions for the first time since 1968 and it was the first ‘treble’ ever.
Wednesday 29 May 1968

Probably the most emotional night in Manchester United history was 29 May 1968. After the destruction of his ‘Busby’s babes team in Munich in 1958, Matt Busby had built a new side. In the mid-1960s, this side enjoyed considerable success. United competed again in the European Cup. In 1965-66 they reached the semi-finals, in 1967-68 they got to the final. Playing Benfica at Wembley, United scored first only for Benfica to equalise. Then, as extra time approached, United almost lost. Goalkeeper, Alex Stepney, made a great save from Benfica’s Eusebio. In the second minute of extra time, George Best, with some typical individual brilliance, put United in front again. Two further goals followed. United won 4-1 and became the first English team to lift the European Cup. For Munich survivors Matt Busby, Bobby Charlton and Bill Foulkes, it was an emotional end to a journey begun many years before.
Saturday 19 February 1910

It’s uncertain exactly how many supporters shared the Old Trafford party on 19 February 1910. Estimates vary from 45,000 to 80,000! Certainly, a good number was present to celebrate the opening of the new stadium. A piece of land had been bought by the Manchester Brewery Company and leased to Manchester United. A new stadium was built to replace the old ground at Bank Street, Clayton. The project took two years to complete and, on 19 February 1910, the first game was played. The division one game against Liverpool was lost 4-3, but it was still a great day. Open terracing swept around the new ground on three sides and there was a stand on the fourth. The ground boasted many ‘modern’ amenities including tip-up seats and a plunge-bath for the players. On completion, it was one of the best grounds in the country, and its opening was a great day in Manchester United history.
Saturday 1 February 1958

By the mid-1950s, Matt Busby had built an exciting young team, capable of beating anyone. Manchester United were champions in 1955-56 and 1956-57. In 1957-58 they had taken time to reach their best, but by the early weeks of 1958 were playing fast, flowing football. On 1 February they played Arsenal at Highbury before a crowd of 63,000. By half-time they were 3-0 in front and went on to win the match 5-4. Duncan Edwards was immense, Morgans and Scanlon were unstoppable, and a young Bobby Charlton showed outstanding promise. Arsenal played their part in a thrilling game, but the historic day belonged to Manchester United. The victory typified ‘Busby’s babes’. Supporters celebrated – never imagining that this great team would never play in England again.
Saturday 24 April 1948

When football began again after the second world war, United supporters were desperate for better times. It had been a generation since they had last won a trophy. The young Matt Busby was appointed as the new manager. Busby brought in Jimmy Murphy as his assistant and, together, they created a new team. The team contained both youth and experience and, in the first two post-war seasons, finished runners-up in the first division. In 1947-48, United also enjoyed a good cup run. They reached the final at Wembley, where they played Blackpool, Three second-half goals, in the space of 13 minutes, were sufficient to defeat Matthews, Mortensen et al. At last, after thirty-seven years, United had a day to celebrate.
5 WORST OF TIMES

Thursday 6 February 1958


The darkest, by a long, long way, was Thursday 6 February 1958. Just the day before, Busby’s young team had won a place in the semi-final of the European Cup. Returning from Belgrade, they had to stop in Munich so that the plane could re-fuel. It was snowing and there was slush on the runway. On the third attempt at take-off, the plane left the runway, hit a nearby house and burst into flames. Twenty-three people died, including eight members of the Manchester United team. The disaster shocked the football world. A team at the height of its powers had been decimated. For Manchester United it was the darkest of dark days.
Tuesday 11 March 1941

It wasn’t until 1910 that Manchester United moved into a home in keeping with its aspirations. The first game at Old Trafford was against Liverpool and was watched by a huge crowd. Most stood on the open terracing as there was only one stand. Throughout the following decades the stadium was slowly improved. Further stands were built and greater cover afforded. When football ceased in 1939, the team may not have been doing that well, but Old Trafford was in good shape. Then, on the night of 11 March 1941, the ground was bombed. The main stand, the club offices and the team dressing rooms were all destroyed. When the war ended, and league football re-commenced, Old Trafford was still in ruins. It wasn’t until 1949 that the ground was fit to be used again.
Saturday 27 April 1974

The years after the 1968 European Cup win weren’t easy. The team aged. Bobby Charlton retired, Denis Law moved to Manchester City on a free transfer, and George Best self-destructed. The 1973-74 season was a struggle. With two games to go, relegation threatened. It was the Manchester derby at Old Trafford. Towards the end of the game, with United hanging on for a point, Denis Law received the ball from Francis Lee and back-heeled it into the United goal. United lost. With just one game remaining, they could no longer escape. Their neighbours and former captain had put them into the second division. It was a dark day.
Saturday 26 December 1931

The 1930-31 season was a disaster. United lost their first twelve games and never recovered. They ended the season bottom of the league, losing twenty-seven matches and conceding one hundred and fifteen goals. They were relegated from the first division and their manager, Herbert Bamlett resigned. The next season didn’t begin much better. They won only one of their first seven games. The season’s first match at Old Trafford attracted only three and a half thousand spectators. By the end of 1931 they were in severe financial difficulty and faced bankruptcy. On Boxing Day, they played Wolves at Molineux and lost 7-0. Were the lights about to go out for good?
Wednesday 25 January 1995

An away game to Crystal Palace should have been straightforward. United were near the top, Palace near the bottom. At 1-1, Cantona had his shirt pulled and responded by kicking his opponent. It was spotted by the linesman and Cantona was sent-off. Taunted by the home supporters as he left the field, he suddenly launched himself into the crowd with a kung fu-style kick at one of the Palace fans. Manager, Alex Ferguson, had to wait until he got home to view the incident. He was shocked, along with everyone else in football. United immediately suspended Cantona for the rest of the season; the Football Association extended the ban to eight months. Cantona delighted United supporters in many ways, but he also gave them one of their darkest nights

Why I Cant Wait For This Sunday…

In Announcements, General Life stuff, Manchester United on October 24, 2009 at 4:31 pm

14th March 2009

Man Utd 1-4 Liverpool.

Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard

heaviest home defeat since losing 4-1 against QPR on New Year’ Day 1992.

Title race open again..

I will never forget that day.As a bunch of 11 grey men from Liverpool shocked the greatest club to ever step foot on this planet…many cried…many stared in despair…many pointed fingers..but I??…I waited.

Because at Manchester United we don’t let defeat put us down. We will stare back at our opponents even when they put a dagger to our face.So what if our run was broken. What if a certain Spaniard gave himself the license to question one among the greatest managers of all time?Were the Red Devils going to stare in despair and let those nitwits take their title away.Liverpool always boast about being the greatest club in the English History. But history has a different tale to say.

United were the first to play in Europe.If you want to talk of a club that has survived despite all odds-look at the boys from Old Trafford.Many of you might have just heard about the Munich Tragedy.But no one really knows that they were among the first invincible teams of our times.A certain lad called Duncan Edwards was thought of as the best player ever seen by anybody who saw him play.The legendary Matt Busby,a survivor from the crash,led his team of reserves to 2nd position the next year.And at one time after the crash,Busby was even given his last rites.And Busby was the first to lay emphasis on youth coming into the squad.Far before wenger.

Another survivor of the crash was Sir Bobby Charlton.Just imagine.From surviving from an airplane crash to become the highest scorer in the clubs history.That’s the kind of stuff of which legends are made.There are no arrogant scumbags here like Macca here.And those who are,are converted from sulking boys to professional footballers.Beautiful ,attacking football.

And legends we have here-George Best,Eric Cantonal,Ryan Giggs,Paul Scholes,Peter Schiemechel,The Neville Brothers,David Beckham and so many more..

And our jewel.Wayne Rooney.The name is enough.

So come Sunday at Anfield..We will redeem ourselves.It is time.The wait is over…

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